Odin: Where is my scarf?
Desi: I don't know.
Odin: You lost it?
Desi: No, I just misplaced it.
Odin: Does Michael know where my scarf is?
Desi: What? If you're asking me if I'm cheating on you, get some balls and ask! Michael? You're the only person I've ever been with and you're the only person I want to be with! And if you want to be with me you never talk to me like that again, ever.
Commisar Danilov: Do you know how to shoot?
Vassili Zaitsev: A little.
Ray Coleman: I'm sick of you stalling me, Jack.
Fuller Thomas: Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.
Orin Boyd: Good evening, Commander.
Annette Mulcahy: What are you doing here Boyd?
Orin Boyd: You said you wanted to see me.
Annette Mulcahy: In my office, not here.
Orin Boyd: Yeah, but I'm here now. So let's talk.
Mulcahy's Date: I'm sorry, but we were actually right in the middle.
Orin Boyd: Why don't you take a walk?
Evan Funsch: Gabe, just so you know... If we kill him.
Gabriel Law: You have to kill me. Kill me! I don't care. As long as he's dead, I don't care.
Evan Funsch: If we kill him... There's a chance, some say, this whole universe will go with him.
The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.
Sharon Pogue: Then I realised that it doesn't have to be perfect. I mean, it can be whatever it is.
Dad: You can't make things like that up, son. Killing people is wrong, destroying demons is good. Don't worry, God will send you your own list when you're older.
Nadia: My name is Sophia.
John: Sophia. Hello, Sophia. Mine's still John.
Nadia: Hello, John.
Bertha Mills: Sometimes, the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.
Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?
Kakihara: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist.
Geoff: After you start to feel thirsty, you find yourself feeling impatient, maybe even a little sick. And your pulse starts to go up, then there's the headaches, dizziness... when it gets bad, your vision will blur and you'll find it hard to walk and talk. Your tongue swells up, your skin shrivels, you twitch, you go deaf and then you die.
Jerry Black: I made a promise, Eric. You're old enough to remember when that meant something.
Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!
Jet: Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun.
Uxía Cambarro: You cannot care for her. You do not dream of her! You will go soon to a beautiful place. You will forget your world and your friends. There will be no time, no end, no today, no yesterday, no tomorrow - only the forever and forever, and forever without end. It is your fate. It is your destiny.
Emil Slovak: I can kill you - I'm insane.