Felix: Manchester United versus Liverpool. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law for a ticket.
Detective Virgil Kane: Seven shades of shit in a one shit trumpet, sir.
Felix: I couldn't take America. It's like fuckin' Albania in neon.
Elmo: You're gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow.
Iki: Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.
The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.