Best movie quotes of 2000

Vanessa: I just wanna know where I belong.
Mona Hibbard: You belong in the family box.

Jack Byrnes: So what if he took the MCATs? He's still not good enough for Pam.
Dina Byrnes: Who is, Jack? Nobody has ever been good enough for your Pam. I mean, do you realise that you never even warmed up to Kevin until she broke up with him? Maybe it's time you think about what Pam wants.

Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie.
Cecil: Little?
Honey: I didn't mean, you know, little. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.

Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and your car.

Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?

Miranda Frayle: I'm absolutely determined that the Countess of Marshwood shall be the longest, and greatest, role I ever played.
Felicity Marshwood: I do hope you won't find it too much of a strain.
Nigel: Mother.
Felicity Marshwood: I do know what I'm talking about. I've played it for years. I find it a good part, but technically rather exhausting.

Steerpike: Why is it that some people starve and others have so much they waste it?

Betty Sizemore: My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.

El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.

Bludworth: In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps and no escapes.

Chopper: Tell me this, right. Why would I shoot a bloke BANG? And then put him in the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

John Grady Cole: I guess the country lasts forever, people ain't but for a little while.

Banner in the back of Stanley's van: I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

Terry Thorne: Go loud.

Profion: Let their blood rain from the sky.

Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.

Miss Virginia Crock: Whoooooo cares?

Pinhead: It's all a puzzle, isn't it, Joseph? Like a game of chess, perhaps. The pieces move, apparently aimlessly, but always towards one single objective: to kill the king. But who is the king in this game, Joseph? That is the question you must ask yourself.

William Granther: Always do what you wish you could.

Jimmy King: I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One.