Best movie quotes of 2000

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Sara Pezzini: What is this thing? What is the Witchblade?
Kenneth Irons: A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, and cloaked in a conundrum.
Sara Pezzini: That doesn't help very much.

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President Kennedy: Well, who the hell authorized this missile test?
Robert Kennedy: Who do you think? God knows what this is gonna communicate to the Soviets.
Kenny O'Donnell: Communicate with the Soviets? We can't communicate with the Pentagon - and it's just across the goddamn river.

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Roo: What is this doo-hickey?
Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.

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Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

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Killer Flight Attendant: Young man, that woman's acting would be wretched in a porno film.

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Peter McGowan: Are you drunk or something?
Larry: What time is it?
Peter McGowan: Four.
Larry: Yep.

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Lily, Burnett Stone's granddaughter: Magic Railroad?
Mr. C. Junior: Whatever.

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Claire: [as Madison] I think she's starting to suspect something
Norman: Who?
Madison: Your wife!

Amy Emerick Tice

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Rusty Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on.

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Russ: As our Jewish friends say: "Enjoy."

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John Townsend: God will forgive me. The transformation is near.

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Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?

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Kate: I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.

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Miranda Frayle: I'm absolutely determined that the Countess of Marshwood shall be the longest, and greatest, role I ever played.
Felicity Marshwood: I do hope you won't find it too much of a strain.
Nigel: Mother.
Felicity Marshwood: I do know what I'm talking about. I've played it for years. I find it a good part, but technically rather exhausting.

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Ryan: I like that you look nervous sometimes for no reason. And when you do, you bite your lip. I like that you probably... rifled through your closet tonight... and settled with what you started out with. I like your smile.

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Kelley: So that's it? You're just gonna die?
Sam: No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.

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Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Coulmier: Listen to me Abbe and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg you, for your sake, let me write it down.

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