Dawn Cottrell: It's my body and I'll cut where I want.
Petey Jones: Why the clouds, Sunshine?
Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: Anonymous - like Homer, like the hills and clouds themselves.
Sara Coleridge: So long as Anonymous doesn't collect the fee.
Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?
Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I.
Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son-of-a-bitch... Can we replace him?
Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.
Bozz: Just because you wear those sergeant's stripes don't mean you ain't gonna die.
John Townsend: God will forgive me. The transformation is near.
Kuki Gallmann: We think we control this place, but this place controls us.
Diana Guzman: How come everything's gotta be romance with you?
Marisol: I live for that shit, what can I say?
Chow Mo-wan: Feelings can creep up just like that. I thought I was in control.
Buddy Amaral: It's not brave if you're not scared.
Aniki Yamamoto: I understand "fucking Jap," asshole.
Marquis de Sade: These chastity vows of yours. How strict are they? Suppose you only put it in her mouth?
Greg Weinstein: I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell?"Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood. I hear you fuckin' makin' your calls. It's bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don't you just hang up? You should get them excited. You know, excited? They should beg for a broker on the first call.
Sgt. Lee Soo-hyeok: Hey Assholes! You just gonna leave me here?
Sgt. Oh Kyeong-pil: You told us to go.
Sgt. Lee Soo-hyeok: I said don't come closer, when did I say to leave, you fuckers.
El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.
Kate: I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.
President Kennedy: Well, who the hell authorized this missile test?
Robert Kennedy: Who do you think? God knows what this is gonna communicate to the Soviets.
Kenny O'Donnell: Communicate with the Soviets? We can't communicate with the Pentagon - and it's just across the goddamn river.