Dino Velvet: If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole fucking business would fall apart.
Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And, no jokes. I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
Dr. Bill Harford: Now, where exactly are we going... exactly?
Gayle: Where the rainbow ends.
Dr. Bill Harford: Where the rainbow ends?
Nuala: Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?
Dr. Bill Harford: Well, now that depends where that is.
Gayle: Well, let's find out.
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.
Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Mitsuo Katagiri: Godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.
Andy McNab: Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.
Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.
Heather Donahue: I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
Alan Mann: I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion.
Frank Pierce: I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.
Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.
Rachel Lang: Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die.
Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.
Todd: Hey Ronna, how are sales?
Ronna: Todd, I can explain.
Todd: I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits.