Dino Velvet: If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole fucking business would fall apart.
Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And, no jokes. I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
Dr. Bill Harford: Now, where exactly are we going... exactly?
Gayle: Where the rainbow ends.
Dr. Bill Harford: Where the rainbow ends?
Nuala: Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?
Dr. Bill Harford: Well, now that depends where that is.
Gayle: Well, let's find out.
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.
Mitsuo Katagiri: Godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.
Cole Sear: They see only what they want to see.
Theo: You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning.
Ethan Powell: We have only one thing to give up. Our dominion. We don't own the world. We're not kings yet. Not gods. Can we give that up? Too precious, all that control? Too tempting, being a god?
Albert Collins: Silence is the most beautiful noise in the world.
Nels Gudmundsson: Accident rules every corner of the universe... except perhaps the chambers of the human heart.
Andy McNab: Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.
Mike Wallace: Sheikh Fadlallah. Thank you so much for seeing us. Are you a terrorist?
Sheikh Fadlallah: Mr. Wallace, I am a servant of God.
Mike Wallace: A servant of God? Really? Americans believe that you, as an Islamic fundamentalist, that you are a leader who contributed to the bombing of the US Embassy.
Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.
Alan Mann: Look, if he comes to me for your ass, I'm going to have to give it to him. Then you'll just be a hole, with no ass around it.
Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.
Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.
Detective Jojima: Su Chi noodles? Must be Chan Feng.