
Dino Velvet: If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole fucking business would fall apart.

Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And, no jokes. I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.

Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.

Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.

Cole Sear: I see dead people.

Mitsuo Katagiri: Godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.

Andy McNab: Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.

Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.

Heather Donahue: I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!

Alan Mann: I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion.

Frank Pierce: I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.

Rachel Lang: Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die.

Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?

Ghost Dog: Even if one's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should be able to do one more action with certainty. With martial valor, if one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great determination, though his head is cut off, he should not die.