Vinny: I can't be a whore! Cause I'm a man! Okay.
Orson Welles: I expected better of you, Mank.
Herman Mankiewicz: Me too, but I got used to it.
Mrs. Shah: I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds.
Ella Khan: Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities.
Twister: I got a four-year-old nephew who works harder than you do.
Moff: See ya later Pete, no-one gives a fuck about ya.
Kathryn: So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Lowell Bergman: We've got a guy who wants to talk, but he's constrained. What if he were compelled?
Mike Wallace: Oh, torture. Great ratings.
Angie: OK, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
Ben: Next time, you should think before you open your mouth.
Elsa Morganthal Strauss-Armistan: If I hadn't been there for you then, you wouldn't be here for me NOW.
Narrator: Given Lux's failure to make curfew everyone expected a crackdown, but few anticipated it would be so drastic. The girls were taken out of school, and Mrs. Lisbon shut the house in maximum-security isolation.
Nels Gudmundsson: Accident rules every corner of the universe... except perhaps the chambers of the human heart.
Donna: Where are we?
Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island.
Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
Joe: Yeah, pretty much.
Edmund Bertram: Fanny, you really must begin to harden yourself to the idea of... being worth looking at.
Trent: A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuckin' earthquake, right? I was doing this one Bertha once, I swear to God it was like a 7.5. It's like, I'm lookin' at my dick, going, "Jesus Christ, why can't you do that?"
Johnny: I've never felt this way before.
Helen: Of course not. You're twenty.
Peter Bloomfield: It's about your um... well... um.
Nancy Bloomfield: Your little field trip to the Cocksucker.
Peter Bloomfield: Your field trip to the C.
Daniel McMann: Look at the buses, watch 'em.
Carla Tate: Why, what are they gonna do?
Daniel McMann: They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn, and they back up.
Bryce: I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.
Malachy: It's poor I am. It's unlucky I am. But it's useless I am not.