Shelly Krippendorf: I just chased poultry through my backyard, looking like Tammy Faye Bakker. You owe me.
Lisa Dolittle: ...There's more to this HMO deal than money. You sell, they own you.
Dr. John Dolittle: Lisa, this is gonna be good for us.
Lisa Dolittle: I'm so tired of that rap. It's always for US, but sometimes I don't know who US IS!.
John Rolfe: The Jenkins have been serving the Rolfe family for centuries. Careful, she's about to put on some tea.
Mrs. Jenkins: I'll put on some tea.
Aggie Cromwell: Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.
Jessica: Tum Tum, I made your favorite bacon, lettuce, tomato, bologna, ham and swiss cheese sandwich.
TumTum: No thanks mom, I'm not hungry.
Dr. John Dolittle: You know how to do CPR?
Rat #2: CPR? I can't even spell it.