Shelly Krippendorf: I just chased poultry through my backyard, looking like Tammy Faye Bakker. You owe me.
Veronica Micelli: It's so cool to be a globe-trotting fourteen-year-old.
Veronica Micelli: Professor! Come here.
James Krippendorf: Oh... Tinker Bell.
Shelly Krippendorf: Let's see... we've had the backyard circumcision, we've danced with the pigs to assure my fertility - that one really changed my life. What's the next step? Cannibalism? Hey, Mrs. O'Brien, you doing anything tonight? We're having a barbecue, wear some hot sauce.