Hallmark: Have you had any contact with the aggressors?
Darren McCord: I killed two. Is that contact?
Puppet Master: We have been subordinate to our limitations until now. The time has come to cast aside these bonds and to elevate our consciousness to a higher plane. It is time to become a part of all things.
Casey Ryback: You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.
Roach: You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)
Henri Young: I got nothin'. I got nobody. I don't need a lawyer, I need a friend.
Spider: If you're not expected then you're not invited - SO fuck OFF.
Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Blade: Do I look like your secretary?
John Reilly: I didn't kill her, I fucked her, Okay?
Luke: It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?
Callie: For the love of God.
Darkly Noon: Precisely.
Lt. Parker Barnes: Reach in the back seat and hand me that crowd-pleaser.
Carl Panzram: Come on, you hoosier bastard. I could hang ten men in the time it's taking you to hang one.
George: I decide to check it out, so I went to the library, and it turns out that Pinocchio is a liar.
Billy: Yeah. That's why his nose grew.
George: You went too?
Billy: No, I've just spent a lot of time in the library.
George: Really. Which one, 'cause like uh, I've been on day trips to just about every one.
Billy: Harvard School of Law.
George: Really? Is that downtown?
Mieko Takeda: Nothing can stop them from finding and killing you.
Racine: So how did they screw up and leave me alive?
Mieko Takeda: Even monkeys fall out of trees.
Strickland: You're a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more?
Lenny Nero: Your sex life?
Suzanne Stone Maretto: I think if you wanted a babysitter, you should marry Mary Poppins.
Mrs. Blankenship: A long, long time ago, it was a night of great power. When the days grew short, the spirits of the dead, returned to their homes to warm themselves by the fire's side. All across the land, huge bonfires were lit. Ohhh, there was a marvelous celebration. People danced, and they played games, and they dressed up in costumes, hoping to ward off the evil spirits. Especially the boogey man.