Molly: My daddy doesn't think she's in heaven.
Corrina Washington: Well, that's probably just because your daddy is so jealous of the angels. He's so jealous, he can't even stand to think about those angels who get to play with your mommy all day long. And he's hurting just like you're hurting, and you're going to hurt for a long time. Every day it'll get a little better, but you'll always miss your mommy, and that's okay.
Don Juan: There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.
Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
Jack Hammond: That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Boys are much easier.
Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.
Amy Archer: This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day.
Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Pauline Parker: I felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. Life seemed so much not worth the living and death such an easy way out.
Honorah Parker Rieper: Love, you can still write to each other.
Pauline Parker: Anger against Mother boiled up inside me, as it is she who is one of the main obstacles in my path. Suddenly a means of ridding myself of this obstacle occurred to me. If she were to die.
Dr. Bill Capa: In the what-I-wait-for department, you're it baby.
Francesco Dellamorte: Hell, at a certain point in life, you realise you know more dead people than living.
Peter Brackett: Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?
Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show.
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.
Vera Johnson: People like you come and go, Carly. You mean just one less Christmas card to me.
Vincent Eastman: We weren't a family. We were a corporation. With a kid.
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.