Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
Peter: I can't believe you're gonna let a few little letters of the alphabet keep us apart. It is a detail! Just - look, just call me Damon, okay? It'll be like a nickname.
Faith Corvatch: I was born to kiss you.
Faith Corvatch: He was eccentric, and not in a good way.
Kate Corvatch: You mean like in your way?
Faith Corvatch: Sweet of her, wasn't it?
Kate Corvatch: If I had a dress like that, I'd give it away too.
Peter: You said whatever it was that you'd understand.
Faith Corvatch: That's before I knew what it was.
Kate Corvatch: I married a liar. Why? Because I married a man.
Peter: Realistically, like, what are the odds that he's, like, some extra super double terrific guy.
Kate Corvatch: 10 billion to one?
Peter: Exactly.
