John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Ian Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
John Spartan: Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit!
Athletic Cone: I have learned much from watching the Garthok battle. It has weaknesses. I believe I can take it.
Beldar Conehead: Uh-huh. And let me know when Elvis gets here.
Seitz: Sir, what about our friend Coontz?
Paul McDaggett: Well, if we'd let him live, we'd have to have paid him.
Nancy Archer: Missed me?
Harry Archer: I don't suppose you want to hear my side of this?
Julie: The pain... The pain keeps the hunger away.
Carol Malone: Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'cause there's no-one like you left.
Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke: No.
Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother.
Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God.
Mike Rogers: And if any of you got anything to say about me or my crew, you say it now, and you say it to my face.
Mercy: Remember that the difference between champ and chump is U.
Doctor Jarret: When you think of guard dogs, you first think of German Shepherds: they are smart, lethal... but not good enough. Now we developed the new Emax3000. They are totally obsolete.