Fergus: Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
Roy Knable: My doctor told me doughnuts would be the death of me!
Ed Leland: Forget about dying. You're not allowed to die.
Linda Voss: I've never seen you look scared before.
Ed Leland: I don't want to loose you. I want to be with you, always.
Linda Voss: Oh God, you wouldn't say that unless you were sure I was gonna die.
Captain Soames: What?
Sheriff Ira: Cold Draft.
Captain Soames: Could you use one right now?
Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy! Every time you hear a bell, a zombie takes a soul to hell.
David Green: I'll honor your tradition. I'll go to the Headmaster and I'll lie.
Lane Bodine: I've never met anyone like you... you're honest, even when you lie.
Captain Frank Sedman: What about Huxley? What is that?
Peter Sanderson: He was referring to a quote by Thomas Huxley, "The chessboard is the world... the rules of the game are what we call nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us but we know that his play is always fair, just, and patient. We also know that he never overlooks a mistake.
Jobe Smith: You realise, Dr. Angelo, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
Jack Kelson: Keep my name outta your mouth.
Tequila: You're really full of shit. The toilet's over there.
Drew Gilbert: Come on Clyde, just tell him where the cat is.
Clyde Parker: I all ready told where the cat is, now shut UP dick WAD... What? You gonna sic big bad old Gus on me?
Older Mike: History is all in the mind of the teller. Truth is all in the telling.
Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.
Columbus: Why do you want to help me?
Santangel: Faith, hope, charity. But greater than all these is banking.
Dr. Robert Campbell: I don't need a fuckin' interpreter.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Are you unhappy?
Uncle Bill: I'd be happier if the Commissioner did it himself.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Aren't we very mean?
Uncle Bill: A little bit, but you more than I.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Why's that?
Uncle Bill: Because you're my superior.