Best comedy movie quotes of 1989

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Weekend at Bernie's picture

Larry Wilson: "A little brown-nosing, a little ass-kissing, work our way up that corporate ladder?" WHY can't you be a lazy shit like I am?

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Annie: You can't put wine in Hobo stew.
Phyllis: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?

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Da Mayor: Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.

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UHF (1989)

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George Newman: Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs... All next week on Town Talk.

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K-9 (1989)

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Dooley: Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on.

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[Jenny throws a bucket of water on Priscilla.]
Priscilla: I'm melting! I'm melting! Ha, Ha. It didn't work, did it Dorothy? This is reality, not MGM.

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Lilly: Oh, Riff, since Cindy's not feeling well, looks like you and I are gonna be partners.
Riff: No fuckin' way.

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Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.

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Arnie Fromson: You can't do this. You can't abuse yourself.
John Belushi: Look, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, don't ASK ME! nobody tells ME what to DO.
Arnie Fromson: You can't tell me what to do with you either. I'm not talking about business now, John. I'm talking about your life.

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Brad, Waiter at Tiki Joes: Hi, I'm Brad. Frosty beverage?

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Nina: This is how we drive in Romania.

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King Arnulf: Now, I want you to be absolutely, totally, genuinely honest with me. Did you really, truly, honesty like it?
Erik: ...No.
King Arnulf: They didn't like it! Oh my God! I want to die.

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Penn: Ah, the revolution! Starting in the most unlikely of places: Trump Casino, Atlantic City.

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Maxwell Smart: Because at this very moment, this warehouse is being surrounded by one hundred cops with Doberman pinschers. Would you believe it? A hundred cops with Doberman pinschers.
Nicholas Dimente: I find that hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe ten security guards and a bloodhound?
Nicholas Dimente: I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart: How about a Boy Scout with rabies?

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Mayor: Oh, crapola.

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Scott Turner: Here's a muffin for Hooch. I got a muffin for Hooch. Here's a muffin for Hooch. I got a muffin for Hooch. Here's a muffin for Hooch. I brought a muffin for Hooch! Here's a muffin Hooch... I GOT A muffin FOR hooch.

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