
Chucky: We're friends 'til the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend.

Elvira: I'd bend over backwards. I'd bend over forwards.

Jack Sayer: You're huntin' it, ain't ya? Yeah, you're huntin' it, all right. Just like me.
Dr. Loomis: What are you hunting, Mr. Sayer?
Jack Sayer: Apocalypse, End of the World, Armageddon. It's always got a face and a name. I've been huntin' the bastard for 30 years, give or take. Come close a time or two. Too damn close! You can't kill damnation, Mister. It don't die like a man dies.
Dr. Loomis: I know that, Mr. Sayer.

Officer Curtis Mooney: Police station, Mooney here...What? Oh, they took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Haggis: Who are you?
Ed Harley: Um, Ed Harley. I've come.
Haggis: I'm afraid raising the dead ain't within my power.

Peter Plunkett: All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.

Uncle John: I used to brag that every good kid in New York came here, but now I have trouble filling half the cabins with god knows who. Whatever happened to the good kids in the world?
Angela: Don't talk like that, Uncle John. There's lots of good kids. We just have to weed out the bad.

Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?
Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.
Vermeer: UGH.

Frank McCrae: He'll kill again... he enjoys killing.

Freddy Krueger: Sayonara, Rick-san.

Peter Loew: I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire.

Marielle Duchamp: The way Dr. Schoonbacher spoke of you, it was as though you could walk on water! Now I know why. Shit floats.