Dargent Peytraud: This country lives on the edge, Doctor Alan. One weakness in the wrong place and over it goes right back into slavery again, just like with the French. The United States would like anarchy here, I'm sure. Well this isn't Grenada, Doctor Alan! I'm here now! There are people like me who'll make sure that doesn't happen. You'll remember that.
Security Guard: You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That's a good way to blow your balls off.
Tracy: When we get out of here, Joel's going to be carrying his balls home in a knapsack.
Chris: Remind me never to piss you off, Tracy.
Angela: Too bad they haven't figured out a way to make french fries nutritious. I'm a nut when it comes to french fries.
Peter Loew: I never misfiled anything! Not once. Not one time.
Roadrash: Must have been a rowdy crowd tonight.
Tara: They are gardeners and carpenters, they are not tomato men.
Ma: Don't you want to join the clean plate club?
Dealer: Time is all we got in Cruz Del Diablo. Your future will wait 'til you get there. It's the past you can't do anything about.