
Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.

Jack Casey: Sometimes things don't happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.

Ted Bundy: Ted Bundy wants something out of all this. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but I gotta take care of survival.

Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?
John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.