Best movie quotes of 1983

Col. F.E. Cochrane: You threatening me, Murphy?
Frank Murphy: No, I'm telling you. Back off.

Rusty James: Hey, my brother's the coolest.
Patty: Well, you're better than cool. You're warm.

Q: Welcome back, Mr. Bond. I trust there will be lots of gratuitous sex and violence occurring.

Steff: You're not God, Nickerson. You're just a typing teacher.

Superior Court Judge Steven R. Hardin: The law. Nothing is right or wrong! It's either the law or its not the law. Well, we got a problem here, because it's not working anymore. It turns out that right and wrong count.

Irina Asanova: KGB have better cars, you know.
Arkady Renko: Ah, but they don't always take you where you want to go, do they?

Mr. Bloom: I found out, a long, long time ago, that I wanted to be my own true age and try and keep a young mind.

Joseph Rutter: If you're half the leader I think you are.
King Vidiot: I am half the leader you think I am!

Prince Colwyn: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Ergo: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Prince Colwyn: No.
Ergo: I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye.

Mok: She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off.

Dr. Theodore Cuza: There is a stranger at the Inn, he asks questions... I believe he's connected to the people who pay for the Keep's maintenance.

Chong: You know I could be your daddy.
Cheech: You could be my daddy, man?
Chong: Yeah, I used to fuck buffalo.

Cho Osaki: Only a ninja can stop a ninja.

Bruno: Tennis balls?

Ending disclaimer: The catastrophic events you have just witnessed are, in all likelihood, less severe than the destruction that would actually occur in the event of a full nuclear strike against the United States. It is hoped that the images of this film will inspire the nations of this earth, their peoples and leaders, to find the means to avert the fateful day.

Laurie Kessler: My father's gonna kill you.
Warren Stacy: Oh, no, he's not. I know where he's at.
Laurie Kessler: That was him on the phone just now. He'll be here any second.
Warren Stacy: Oh, yeah? Then I guess I better hurry up.

Larn: You've caught me, but you'll never hand me over to Nekron. You'll have to kill me first.
Darkwolf: Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough.

Rosie: We're all of us prospectors up here, eh, Tyler? Scratchin' for that... that one crack in the ground. Never have to scratch again. I'll let you in on a little secret, Tyler: the gold's not in the ground. The gold's not anywhere up here. The real gold is south of 60 - sittin' in livin' rooms, stuck facin' the boob tube, bored to death. Bored to death, Tyler.

Wallace Jefferson: Whatcha lookin' at, bro?

Carl 'Buster' Marzack: I'm getting too old for this shit.