
Capt. Doreen Lewis: Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform.
Judy Benjamin: No shit.

Rudy: So. Roy L... What can I do you for?
Roy L. Fuchs: Uhhh... I'd like to talk to my brother.
Rudy: Well, you're gonna have to talk kinda loud. He left for Miami late last night.
Roy L. Fuchs: Miami?
Rudy: Yeah. Miami Beach.
Roy L. Fuchs: Miami Beach?
Jeff: Florida.
Roy L. Fuchs: I know where the fuck Miami Beach is, dummy.

Vincent Smith: I'm the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats... I used preservatives.

Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.

Violet Newstead: What are you, a man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?

D.J.: Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight. Can't you read the numbers?
Paco: Sure I can read the numbers. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.

Peppermint Patty: False! Why did you put down false, Chuck? The answer is true, Chuck! What's true is true! Put down true, Chuck, or I'll never speak to you again.
Teacher: Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: Ma'am?
Teacher: Is your partner giving you the answers?
Charlie Brown: Oh no, ma'am. She's not giving me the answers. Forcing, maybe, but not giving.

Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.

Narrator: They live in the vastness of the Kalahari in small family groups. One family of Bushmen might meet up with another once in a few years, but for the most part they live in complete isolation, unaware there are other people in the world. In the deep Kalahari, there are Bushmen who have never seen or heard of civilized man.

Orville Boggs: Philo... Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him.
Philo Beddoe: Great. Clyde? Scrap the Merc.
Orville Boggs: Come on, Clyde! You got work to do.

Poopdeck Pappy: Eat that spinach.
Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach.
Poopdeck Pappy: Eat that spinach, you brat.
Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach.
Poopdeck Pappy: Uuuuuggggghhh.
Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach! I don't wanna! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Poopdeck Pappy: You eat that spinach.
Popeye: Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Poopdeck Pappy: You disobedient brat.
Popeye: Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Poopdeck Pappy: You was disobedient when you was two, and you're still disobedient now.