Leon: See you at the finish line... wherever that may be.
Cheech: Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.
Skip Donahue: We tried to teach him charades! He didn't get it! He just didn't get it.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Mayor: And if they traced it back to the company.
Slade: You'd be out of a job, for one thing.
Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you.
Willy Dunlop: I'm standing... on top of the world.
Lazlo: Like a lot of people thought I was dead but, uh... hey you know you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery.