Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money.
Lorraine Running Water: He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.
Bronco Billy McCoy: You should never kill a man unless it's absolutely necessary.
Bronco Billy McCoy: I've got a special message for you little pardners out there. I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed. And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos.'.
Antoinette Lilly: What are you going to do?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I do the thinking around here.
Antoinette Lilly: I hadn't noticed.
Antoinette Lilly: Good morning.
Lefty LeBow: What's so good about it?
Antoinette Lilly: Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above.
Lefty LeBow: Have you been drinkin' some of Doc's Snakebite?
Antoinette Lilly: Are you for real?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I'm who I want to be.
Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.
Antoinette Lilly: What happened?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.
Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend.
Bronco Billy McCoy: Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school. I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.
Young kid: We don't go to school today, Bronco Billy. It's Saturday.
John Arlington: Darling, may I put my hand on your breast.
Antoinette Lilly: No.
