Cyrus: Can you dig it?!
Peewee: Nobody fucks with the Baldies.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Abraz: Bullshit. Who sent you here, boy? Did that chickenshit asshole Raphael send you, boy?
Chance the Gardener: No. Mr. Thomas Franklin told me I must leave the old man's house. He's dead, you know.
Abraz: Dead, my ass. You tell that asshole, if he got somethin' to tell me, to get his ass down here himself! You got that, boy?
Bull Meechum: I am Santini, the Great Santini.
Bull Meechum: I come from behind the moon, out of the dark, unannounced.
Bull Meechum: Watch out.
Hippy: The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people.
Prison Guard: Your painting privileges have been removed.
Doc: Why?
Prison Guard: I don't know.
Bobby James: Get the goons with the fruit.
Dad: I dreamed all last night, that everyone I ever sold a car to came back for a refund. And there you were, handing out the checks! One for you, and one for you.
Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.
Straker: The master wants you. Throw away your cross, face the master. Your faith against his faith... Could you do that? Is your faith enough?.. Then do it... Throw away the cross. Face the master. Faith against faith.
Alicia Rogov: I want to show the whole world that you don't need to be 15 and have the figure of boy to win a gold medal.
David Halloran: You've got to go to him, and I've got to turn and walk away.
Captain Mike Turner: In times of real trouble, the one thing man can depend on is the sympathy of the bank.
Rose: What are we ladies? What are we? We are waitresses at the banquet of life! Get into that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans - and you better look pretty good doin' it too, 'else you gonna lose you good thing. And why do we do that, I'll tell you why we do that? We do that to find love - Oh I love to be in love - don't you love to be in love?
Eddie Schuman: Beautiful. Where's she from?
Jack Flowers: Ceylon.
Eddie Schuman: Ceylon. Yeah. They call it Sri Lanka now.
Jack Flowers: Yeah, I know.
Eddie Schuman: They screwed up all the names. Zanzibar. The Congo. Siam. Persia. All gone.