Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Oh, come on, look at me, I'm a free man! The war is over, and I win.
Felix: Bobby, whatever you do, don't hit those trashcans.
Laurie Bolander: Andy, Andy, you don't think we'd be in Vietnam unless the President knew a few things we don't know, huh?
Andy Henderson: Not so loud, you're embarrassing me.
Army Sergeant: Now you git to it or I'll be talking to the major. This is his personal, favorite shithouse, you understand?
Congressman: To the VC: let them eat cake.
