The Dealer - Mrs. Clover: That hearse is still outside, go away, go away.
Daisy Clover: Oh it's going away all right Old Chap, with me in it.
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: A nameless number on a list that was lost, or mislaid. That was common in those days.
Emperor of China: It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Contessina de Medici: Your question insults us both.
'Ratbags' Crow: Don't forget to put it down in your diary, how very, very nice it was at the party here until the booze ran out.
Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska.
Ilona Bergen: How utterly marvelous! You all came to a house party without knowing your host.
Hugh Lombard: Well, what about you, Miss Bergen?
Ilona Bergen: Darling, it happens to me all the time.
Capt. Mark Markary: I'll tell you this, if there 'are' any intelligent creatures on this planet... they're our enemies.
Dr. Noboru Yasumoto: It smells like rotten fruit.
Genzo Tsugawa: It's the smell of the poor.
Karen Grant: He could be out there somewhere wandering around. Hurt.
Dr. Adam Steele: You mean defective, inoperative.
Karen Grant: I know he's not human, but he's capable of experiencing pain.
Draco: Did I say it was a turning world?
Stan: Susan's got a lot of the right things to put in the right places, and she's all mine.
Genius: This time I was sure I had it. It's a very elusive formula.
Elsa: Had what, kiddo?
Genius: Kiddo? I prefer to be called Genius, if you don't mind.
Elsa: Okay, Genius, no offence. What formula?
Genius: For the Goo. There's not much of it, and they want me to make some more. But it's not easy.
Elsa: Why don't we go for a walk, Genius? I'll buy you an ice cream cone.
Genius: I never touch it. It's high in cholesterol. But I'll go for a walk with you.
Elsa: Okay.
Maj. Walter Gerber: I think deep down you wanted to be caught.
Anna Hedler, Nurse: Why?
Maj. Walter Gerber: Guilt cries out for punishment - punishment as a specific cure for a feverish conscience.
Victor Skakapopulis: I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
Narrator: Why control the births when we can increase the deaths?
Patty: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun.
Linus Van Pelt: Mmm. Needs sugar.
Lucy Van Pelt: It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
Linus Van Pelt: They sure look ripe to me.
Count Emilio Ponticelli: Like-a Caesar, we go to England.
Trooper Joe Roberts: We're all doing time. Even the screws.
Zeke Kelso: You mean you want me to tail the cat as if he's a person?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Unless it would be easier to tail him as a cat.