Heikichi: I began drinking when I was 9, and I've been drinking ever since. I can't say when I'm sober - but I know what I'm doing when I'm drunk.
Draco: That naked strumpet wears our father's ring.
Chrysagon: Then honor it, and her.
Freddie Clegg: What's got four ears and eight legs?
Miranda Grey: What?
Freddie Clegg: Two dogs.
Murray: You might call Nick a bastard... or a little bastard, depending on how whimsical you feel at the time.