Dave 'Eddie' Powers: You don't have any friends. Everything they give you they can take back. Everything you thought you had, you don't.
Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you.
Sasuke Uchiha: Well, how good for them.
Weir: The person you have is not my ex-wife. It's the person I sent in to get her. So, good luck with that motherfucker.
Takeru "T.K." Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?
Ken: I guess.
Takeru "T.K." Takashi: That's your problem. You don't know when to talk and when to fight. Now's a good time to talk... on the other hand... it's also a good time to fight.
Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
Lucius Belyakov: A dark heart dwells where the branches meet / Anointed dagger plunge thee deep.
Sandi: Are you telling me you've never been to a strip club before? You know, strange men cramming sweaty wads of cash into strange women's panties?
Jarod: I think I would remember that.
Narrator: This was part of a foreign land, transplanted bodily to America and known as Little Tokyo. Since a wise government rounded up the immoral hoods, it has become virtually a ghost street, where only one business survives, eking out a precarious existence on the dimes of curiosity-seekers.
Brian Finch: You remember a lot more than you think you do. Every experience you've ever had, every idea that came to you in the shower and then slipped away while you were brushing your teeth... it's all there for the taking.
Lucy: My mother told me two things before she died. One was never let somebody push you around just because they're bigger or richer.
Ellenor: What was the other thing she told you?
Lucy: If you're ever in an argument, you can always trump with a dead mother.
Augustus Hill: OZ. The name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, Level 4.
Olivia Pope: It's handled.
Nick Vera: What's wrong with my car?
Will Jeffries: Nothing if you like being single.
Ethan Burke: C'mon this isn't an ordinary town. You know that.
Nurse Pam: You are very right about that. This is no ordinary town. This is an extraordinary town.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Don Eppes: Dad, sorry, we gotta go.
Alan Eppes: Sure, right. Couldn't get any worse.
Don Eppes: Listen: alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
Alan Eppes: For who?
Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.