Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Winona Hawkins: You're a little old to be fighting, aren't you?
Raylan Givens: Certainly too old to be losing.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Terry McGinnis: Look, if you had any proof they were going to do something, it would be different. But I'm not going to change my plans because of a hunch.
Bruce Wayne: Batman would.
Terry McGinnis: Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.
Bruce Wayne: One night always makes the difference.
Shane Vendrell: So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.
Bobby Donnell: It's better that ten guilty men go free, than one innocent man suffer.
Howard: We're killers. That's what we do. Then we eat breakfast.
Brian Finch: I can be really annoying when I'm on NZT.
Agent Ike: We've noticed.
FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.
Urko: These humans are dangerous, don't you understand that? They think that they're as good as we are.
Weir: The person you have is not my ex-wife. It's the person I sent in to get her. So, good luck with that motherfucker.
Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.
The Silver Surfer: To me, my board.
Jimmy Wyler: Do you believe in redemption, Mr. White?
White: As long as it doesn't require funeral arrangements.
Sister Josepha Montefiore: "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?" Christ asked the same question.
Richard: Did he get an answer?
Sister Josepha Montefiore: Well, he wasn't a scientist so he knew that... some questions have none.
Joe Dubois: Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda.
Allison Dubois: Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?
Joe Dubois: You can read minds.
Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.