
Dean Winchester: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Agent Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
Man: You look too young to have gone to medical school.
Agent Reid: They are PhD's. Three of them.
Man: What, are you a genius or something?
Agent Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute...yes, I'm a genius.

Riots, Drills and the Devil: Part 1 - S1-E6
T-Bag: Can't you transfer us some place cooler? Like Africa? (00:16:20)

Charlie Eppes: Everything is numbers.

Allison Dubois: I just had a weird dream.
Joe Dubois: Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y."