Seto Kaiba: I'm surrounded by superstitious nitwits.
Mai Valentine: Hey! Cross on the green, not in between.
Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Sorry, but we're being chased by a bunch of robed weirdos.
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Go, Drumsticks.
Mai Valentine: Uh, guys? Joey named his chicken.
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: It's a Nematory, Mai.
Mai Valentine: Whatever.
Seto Kaiba: Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.
Mai Valentine: Alright, no more mrs. Nice Mai.
Joey Wheeler: Mai was fine with herself until you came along and brainwashed her.
Valon: I already told you. Mai did this of her own free will.
Yugi Moto: It's time to duel.
Yugi Moto: Heart of the cards, guide me.
Solomon Moto: I play the magic card, Ancient City.
Joey Wheeler: What is that thing?
Solomon Moto: Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city.
Mai Valentine: Oh. It's the attack of the three toed hairball.
Yugi Moto: Just once I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it and not have to worry about who's trying to take over the world.
Seto Kaiba: Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
Mokuba Kaiba: I asked Yugi and his friends for help.
Seto Kaiba: You did what? You know how I feel about Yugi.
Mokuba Kaiba: But who else was I supposed to turn to?
Seto Kaiba: Anyone else.
Pegasus: What, no hello, no how are you? I thought we were friends, Kaiba-boy. Don't tell me that kidnapping your little brother and seizing control of Kaiba Corp. Has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal.
Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba: Great beast of the sky please hear my cry / Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight / Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe / Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win / Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name / Winged Dragon of Ra.
Seto Kaiba: It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.
Seto Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron.
Joey Wheeler: I don't say this as often as I should Tea... but you're one of the bravest people I know.
Seto Kaiba: If you dorks start holding hands, I'm outta here.
Joey Wheeler: Maybe you wouldn't say that if you actually had any friends.
Tristan Taylor: Dude, that was harsh.
Joey Wheeler: Oh, like he didn't deserve it?
