Male Receptionist: Oh, boy. Where to begin... where to begin? First of all, fatty, I'm not bowing down to anyone. Second of all, unless you're here for a supermodel audition you're not seeing anyone's master. Third of all, shoo.
Jenny: After all the bad stuff I said.
XJ8: That's what sisters are for.
XJ6: Oil is thicker than water.
XJ4: But so much harder to get out of a carpet.
XJ5: A few harsh words aren't going to break up the XJs.
Jenny: I can't breathe.
Mrs. Wakeman: You don't breathe, dear.
Jenny: 2.75 seconds into the new school year, and I'm already a laughingstock.
Teacher: Class, this is neither the time or the place. Please wait until after class to ridicule Jenny about her boyfriend.
Brad: There is nothing wrong with a boy wearing cover-up.
