Angie Jordan: My single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: "America's Next Top Pirate", "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?", "milf Island "
Liz Lemon: "milf Island"?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz Lemon: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring milf.
Liz Lemon: Hey, nerds! Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
Kenneth Parcell: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Erectile dysfunction: it's not just a dog problem anymore.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
