Miley Stewart: I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Wooo!
Robby Ray Stewart: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Wooo!
Nathan Stark: Good job, Carter... Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Marshall Jack Carter: Wait for it.
Nathan Stark: ...Oh, there it is.
This Is the Way the World Ends - S6-E12
Dexter: I am a father, a son, a serial killer.
Amanda Tanen: Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.
Louise Chatham: Don't ever talk to sea-perch. You never can trust those fish.
Yagami Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it.
Matt Albie: Look, I hate Los Angeles just like everybody else, but I have to work here because in any other part of the country I'm unemployable.
Shawn Spencer: The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.
Captain Jack Harkness: Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes.
Captain John Hart: Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hey, I worked my way up through the ranks.
Captain John Hart: I bet the ranks were very grateful.
Roy: Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all. But, if you cooked one, I'd eat it.
Rikki Chadwick: Zane Bennett is a pig. I take a chance to get under his skin any time I get one.
Little John: Taxes we do not like.
Hiro Nakamura: Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Professor Q: Morning Vincent! Oh what's this? Ah, History Algebration homework! Excellent... The sum of 2 rational squares is equal to men's wear artichoke-friendly most sad sandwich jelly melons?!
Vinnie: Rocket!
Rocket: Hmm... Ha maybe I bounced up the wrong book
Professor Q: Vincent, your homework is 5 watts wrong and 50 gravitons incorrect!
Eric Taylor: Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.
Christine Campbell: There's something about lying on the floor, hiding from our lovers, that's telling me we're not in control of our lives as we should be.
Dr. Rockso: My video was banned from music television, cause you could see my junk... through my jumpsuit.