Caroline in the City

Caroline in the City (1995)

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Richard: So, no-one liked my paintings in Rome, either. But it was just as well. After Julia left me, I couldn't paint anymore.
Caroline: She broke your heart?
Richard: No, she broke my paint brush! Of course she broke my heart. I mean I was in love with her, you know. Sincere amore. The kind of love you never have to question.

Police Officer: We're looking for a Mr. Richard Karinsky.
Caroline: Why?
Richard: Because my life is like a Kafka novel.

Caroline: Richard, why is all your furniture in the hall?
Richard: We had to pee.

Caroline: Hey, Richard, how was your New Year's Eve?
Richard: Oh, sublime. Scott and Zelda and I shared a cab over to the Stork Club where we drank pink champagne out of Zelda's slipper.
Caroline: You know, a simple "I stayed in" would have sufficed.

Jimmy: I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times.
Annie: Oh, that's really sad.

Joe: What are you working on?
Richard: Not throwing you out the window.
Joe: How's it going?
Richard: Not so good.

Annie: Hey you didn't stay till the end of my New Years Eve Party.
Caroline: Sorry, I just couldn't make a three day commitment.

Richard: Excuse me. What do you people think I do on my birthday?
Caroline: I don't know. I just assumed you curled up with a handful of dirt from your homeland and waited 'til dawn.
Richard: Nope that's New Year's.

Woman: Mr. Karinski, 30 years old and you've spent the last 8 months coloring things.
Richard: Yes, my mother's very proud also.

Caroline: I've seen Annie naked.
Richard: Who hasn't?

Caroline: Richard, I can't believe we brought a baby into this world.
Richard: Well, Vicki did most of the work.

Caroline: Maybe you've heard of her? Donna Spidaro? She had that big hit back in the eighties, "On Black Top Road."
Richard: Oh, right, On Black Top Road. Yeah, of course I remember.
Caroline: You do?
Richard: No, but I was afraid you'd sing it to me.

Caroline: You know, you could try being nicer to him.
Richard: Yeah, and I could watch Tori Spelling play Medea. But life is just too short.

Caroline: Is it true that one Christmas-.
Natalie Karinsky: Is he still bringing that up? We're jewish.

Richard: My fortune cookie's empty... That's also the title of my autobiography.

Del: No way, Phil could never afford to buy her those things on what I paid him.
Charlie: Probably bought it with the money he was embezzling.
Del: What?.
Charlie: He was embezzling, skimming off the top, robbing you blind, spanking the monkey. Oh wait, that's something else.

Del: So how do you think I came off?
Woman: A little needy.

Richard: Is she gone yet?
Caroline: Yeah, Richard, she left.
Annie: Give your mommy a kiss... It hurts to talk like that.

Advertising Lady: You want a puppet? Get her a puppet.
Richard: She already has one. Me.
Caroline: And if you're really good, maybe someday you'll turn into a real boy.

Richard: I'm very open to criticism.
Kenneth: Hmm.
Richard: Oh yeah, who the hell are you to judge my work?

Caroline and the Used Car Salesman - S3-E11

Continuity mistake: In the first scene with Richard at the used car lot in his initial job interview you can see his name already written on the employee file cabinet behind crazy Fred. Later he uses the cabinet to get a gift he had bought for Caroline.

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