Veronica: It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be.
Logan: There's a witness who said they saw my mom get in a white van.
Veronica: There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
Wallace: My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.
Veronica: Who's Norman?
Wallace: Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, mama's boy friend.
Veronica: He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.
Wallace: Mom seems to like him.
Veronica: I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
Logan: I'm not paying you to worry about my health, I'm paying you to follow leads.
Veronica: I wasn't aware you were paying me.
Logan: This isn't a favor. It's a job you know. We're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
Veronica: I'll stop braiding.
Cliff McCormack: You crazy kids! The stuff you're into. Hula hoops, cramming into phone booths, visiting death row inmates... what's it gonna be next month?
Veronica: Here's what you do... you get tough. You get even.
Meg: Really?
Veronica: Works for me.
Keith: I never want you to think that your mom is the villain in all of this.
Veronica: Isn't she?
Keith: No, it's not that simple.
Veronica: Yeah it is. The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that splits.
Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders."
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.
Veronica: Kimmy, why do you insist on pissing me off?
Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: I think that's 90% of life - just knowing the difference.
Veronica: That guy's too big, that guy's too small, and that guy's... not a guy. Just in desperate need of a stylist.
Logan: Hey, can Dick and Beaver come out to play?
Wallace: I liked the other place you worked better.
Veronica: Think maybe that's because we had food there?
Wallace: Underneath that angry young woman show, there's a slightly less angry woman who's just dying to bake me something.
Lamb: Hey, what do you say we do your Miranda Rights in harmony this time? I'll take lead. You take tenor?
Logan: Is it still called déjà vu when something happens more than twice, or is that something different? I'll have to look that up.
Meg: You believe me, right?
Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Duncan: Great game the other night, man. 18 points and 8 assists.
Wallace: On the streets, we call those dimes.
Veronica: Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.
Meg: Wow. '80s fashion. Grody to the max.
Duncan: Oh dear God, may no-one have just heard him say 'reign of Kane'.
Keith: So how was your date?
Veronica: Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic.
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was.
