Nathan: So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more.
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
Nathan Scott: When Haley told me about the tour, I got mad at her. Told her that if she left with Chris, it was over. I didn't really mean it. She left anyway.
Karen Roe: Nathan.
Nathan Scott: She's not coming back. What am I gonna do?
Karen Roe: Nathan, I know what it's like to have the person you love walk away. Trust me. But I know Haley and she's a good person. She'll do the right thing. You just have to have a little faith.
Mouth: I'm really messed up on the hooch, you know.
Haley James: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley James: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I look like an idiot.
Haley James: Dude, I saw you in your headgear.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Don't call me dude. And I thought we promised not to talk about that in public?
Lucas Scott: Do you ever wonder if the we make the moments in our lives or if the moments in our lives make us?
Dan Scott: Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the people I care most about, and I can't figure out how to stop.
Nathan: Well, stop being a dick, Dad. It would help.
Chris Keller: Come on. Either he gets jealous or me, you and Brooke have a threesome. Either way, it's win-win for you.
Nathan: You realise I wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you. If you'd stayed in your place at the river court I never would have met Haley. You ruined my life, man. You'd better watch your back.
Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo.
Nathan Scott: Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love sucks.
Peyton: Nathan.
Nathan Scott: No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave.
Chris Keller: What, you here to kick my ass because I slept with Brooke?
Nathan Scott: You slept with Brooke?
Chris Keller: Why else would you be here?
Nathan Scott: I came to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Brooke: Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth.
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
Ellie Hart: If you find someone you're in love with that's also your friend, wouldn't that be the greatest benefit.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Nathan Scott: Evening, officer, buy us some beer?
Erica Marsh: This is your room?
Brooke: Yeah.
Erica Marsh: It's nice.
Brooke: Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis".
