Robbie Rotten: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Trixie: Nuh uh.
Robbie Rotten: Would you like to?
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."
Chris Keller: Come on. Either he gets jealous or me, you and Brooke have a threesome. Either way, it's win-win for you.
JR: Oh, my God.
JR: Business is about to pick up.
JR: He's running like a scalded dog.
JR: This is gonna be one slobberknocker.
JR: Aw, come on.
JR: He's getting whipped like a government mule.
Eric Taylor: Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.