Monk (2002)

Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy - S2-E8

Dexter Larson: I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona Fleming: You still are.

Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy - S2-E8

Noelle Winters: Is your wife here?
Adrian Monk: I'm not married.
Noelle Winters: You're wearing a ring.
Adrian Monk: She passed away. I can't bring myself to take it off yet.
Noelle Winters: Oh, I'm sorry. When did she die?
Adrian Monk: Six years ago.

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11

Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Van Rankin, we'd like to search your pie.
Van Rankin: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again.

Brian Katcher

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11

Captain Stottlemeyer: I like to have more than 'lack of pie' when I go to a grand jury.

Brian Katcher

Mr. Monk Gets Married - S2-E15

Sharona: What are you doing?
Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light, you won't see it.
Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world.

Bishop73

Mr. Monk Goes Back to School - S2-E1

Monk: Hold on. You'll thank me later.
Sharona: You always say that. Have I ever once thanked you later?
Monk: No.

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