The Simpsons Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire - S1-E1
Homer: [buying a chewtoy for Maggie.] It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
The Simpsons Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire - S1-E1
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
Homer: Beer! Now there's a temporary solution!
Mrs. Krabappel: Now I don't want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. [She looks at Bart.] If any.
There's No Disgrace Like Home - S1-E4
Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
Answer: Willy referred to an encounter he believed he had with actual aliens, while Wiggum thought he was referring to the arcade game.