Neighbours - S8-E20
Tim: Al, why don't you tell us your favorite part of gardening?
Al: Well, I'd have to say it's getting down and dirty with my hoe.
Jean-Luc: What do you think?
Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie."
Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company".
Laura Lancing: If you remember, Mr. Brittas, you told the ambulance men to come round to the back in future. You thought it was better for morale.
Clarissa: The great thing about my dad is he likes to help. The bad thing about my dad is he loves to help.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Bette: I'm strictly forbidden anything alcoholic - I'll have a scotch.
Gosalyn Mallard: If nature wants to get in touch with me, it can send me a fax.
Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Gina Cuevas: It must be awful to be in bed with a dead man.
Nurse Annie Roland: Oh, I don't know. You get used to it after 3 or 4 years.
The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3
Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.
Ug: I did it! I did it.
Dina Alexander: What?
Ug: I finally out-negotiated Dr. Kahn.
Telly: What happened?
Ug: He was going to give me one night off every month, but I talked him into giving me one night off every four weeks.
Dina Alexander: Way to play hardball, Ug.