Quotes from Will Smith movies and TV shows - page 7 of 9

Zed: J! Let's put it on!
J: Put on what?
Zed: The last suit you'll ever wear!

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Kay: See you around, kid.
Jay: No, you won't.

Jay: You see this?! Huh?! NYPD! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

Jay: Well, well. Big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? See, what I can't understand is why you gotta come down bringin' all this ruckus! Snatchin' up galaxies and everything. My attitude is don't start nothin', won't be nothin'!

Cop 1: Well, look at this. Power windows, power seats. I bet you the thing cost 6 grand.
Agent J: Ah, yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.
Cop 2: Hey, what kind of work do you do? An individual of your... Particular ethic persuasion?
Agent J: Mmm...
Cop 1: Maybe he's a noted athlete.
Agent J: Mmmm! Yes. Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.
Cop 1: Where'd you get the car?
Cop 2: And the suit?
Agent J: I stole them both. Uh, car from your wife, suit from your grandmother.

Agent J: Hey man, heck, how old are you?
Young Agent K: Twenty-nine.
Agent J: You got some city miles on you.

Agent J: See I call all the men K, and all the women O. And then when I see a couple I'm like, 'OK'.

Agent J: Man, I am getting too old for this. [Points to Agent K.] I can only imagine how you feel.

Agent J: That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer. But you're not gonna remember that. And just because you see a black man driving a nice car does not mean it's stolen! ...Uh, eh. I stole that one. But not because I'm black!

Agent J: Is this thing off? Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K! It's whirring and buzzing. I don't know if I don't know nothing.

Agent J: ...K?
Young Agent K: How do you know my name?

Agent K: I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.
Agent J: So there's some secrets out there the universe don't know about?

Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!

Woman in 5K: Can I help you?
Agent J: Uh... K?
Woman in 5K: 5K
Agent J: Uh... Um, I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk? Can I-? I'm so sorry. I don't know what...
[Agent J begins drinking the little girls' milk.]
Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.
Agent J: Mmm. I'm sorry.
Girl: He didn't say please.

Agent J: Who are we?
Agent K: We are no-one. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth.

Wu: Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh?
Agent J: You don't have no balls, Wu.

Agent Jay: Could I have your attention, please? [Neuralyzes the crowd.] Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers!"Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Black man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like... [Neuralyzes the crowd again.] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.

Laura: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent Jay: That's how I fight.

Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

Jay: If you decide you wanna know who you really are, come take a ride with me. If not, people are waiting for their TV guides.