Quotes from Will Smith movies and TV shows - page 3 of 9

Dr. Cyril Wecht: What if they show up here with a warrant?
Dr. Bennet Omalu: On suspicion of what? Science?

Dr. Bennet Omalu: Tell the truth! Tell the truth.

Dr. Bennet Omalu: I had a revelation tonight. This body was made for dancing.

Dr. Cyril Wecht: Do you know why you're not back in Nigeria?
Dr. Bennet Omalu: Yes, because I remind you of you.
Dr. Cyril Wecht: Only less handsome. Sit down.

Brill: You're transmitting. Get rid of your watch.
Robert Clayton Dean: My wife gave me this watch.
Brill: Then keep it.

Robert Clayton Dean: Hey, I'll be back to get my blender.
John Bingham: Yeah, I'll have it gift-wrapped.

Brill: You wanna take a poke at me?
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't hit senior citizens.

Brill: In guerrilla warfare, you try to use your weaknesses as strengths.
Robert Clayton Dean: Such as?
Brill: Well, if they're big and you're small, then you're mobile and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You only fight battles you know you can win. That's the way the Vietcong did it. You capture their weapons and you use them against them the next time.

Robert Clayton Dean: You were right, I was wrong, but this is not the time for the 'I told you so' speech.

Brill: Do they know me?
Robert Clayton Dean: Who's them?
Brill: Do they know me?
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't know what you're talking about.
Brill: You're either very smart... or incredibly stupid.

Robert Clayton Dean: Steve? I thought you said his name was Bill.
Brill: No, you're Bill.
Robert Clayton Dean: If I'm Bill, you're going to have to let me know that I'm Bill.
Brill: I just did.

Eric Dean: So, who won the fight?
Robert Clayton Dean: This is your dad, Eric. You know, when I put my foot down, that's it.
Eric Dean: My mom won.

Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
Robert Clayton Dean: No I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.

Robert Clayton Dean: You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.

Robert Clayton Dean: I'm sick of this, you either shoot me, or tell me what the fuck is going on.
Brill: You have something they want.
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't have anything.
Brill: Maybe you do, but you don't know it! Stay off the phone. Stay away from me and Rachel, you come near any one of us, I'm gonna kill you.

Robert Clayton Dean: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Listen. Now, we can go get a warrant and come back with the FBI, take anything we want, arrest anybody that we want. Just give the man the video tape.
Pintero: Hey, the only one who's gonna get arrested here is you, for felonious cock sucking with an attempt to swallow the evidence. So shut your mouth.

Brill: I need sugar. I'm getting cranky.
Robert Clayton Dean: Getting?

Robert Clayton Dean: What the hell is happening?
Edward Lyle: I blew up the building!
Robert Clayton Dean: Why?
Edward Lyle: Because you made a phone call! (01:34:13)

Rich Janis

Nicky: You need to put some clothes on.
Jess: Excuse me?
Nicky: There's Australian people here.
Jess: What is that supposed to mean?
Nicky: I'm just sayin', Jess, they shipped all those people down there for a reason.

Nicky: You get their focus, you can take whatever you want.