Hitch: I just saw you from across the room with that big "F*ck Off" stamped on your forehead.
Quotes from Will Smith movies and TV shows - page 5 of 9
Hitch: I'm really sorry. When I saw him on the computer, it said "The Butcher of CadÃz." I thought it was a profession, not a headline.
Detective Spooner: Somehow, 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it.
Detective Spooner: Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful painting?
Sonny: Can you?
Sonny: 2880 steps, detective.
Del Spooner: Do me a favor and keep that kind of shit to yourself.
Lawrence Robertson: Just imagine the mass recalls, all because of irrational paranoia and predjudice.
[Spooner sneezes loudly.]
Detective Spooner: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Detective Spooner: Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?
Dr. Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?
Detective Spooner: So, Dr. Calvin, what exactly do you do around here?
Dr. Calvin: My general fields are advanced robotics and phsychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces... In an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic anthropomorphization program.
Detective Spooner: So, what exactly do you do around here?
Dr. Calvin: I make the robots seem more human.
Detective Spooner: Now wasn't that easier to say?
Dr. Calvin: Not really, no.
VIKI: You are making a mistake. My logic is undeniable.
Del Spooner: You have so got to die.
Captain Steven Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo...you got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You've gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...and what the hell is that smell?! I could've been at a barbecue!
Captain Steven Hiller: I have got to get me one of these!
Captain Steven Hiller: Is that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.
Captain Steven Hiller: Elvis has left the building!
David Levenson: Uh... Thank you very much.
Jasmine Dubrow: There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
Captain Steven Hiller: Yes, I am.
Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!
David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
Captain Steven Hiller: No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!
Captain Steven Hiller: Welcome to Earth!
Captain Steven Hiller: Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down here and start a fight.
Richard Williams: Open stance.
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