Quotes from Steve Coogan movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Martin Sixsmith: The Catholic Church should go to confession, not you.

Philomena: But I don't wanna hate people. I don't wanna be like you. Look at you.
Martin Sixsmith: I'm angry.
Philomena: Must be exhausting.

Martin Sixsmith: I don't believe in God, and I think He knows.

Martin Sixsmith: Its funny isn't it? All the pieces of paper designed to help you find him have been destroyed, but guess what, the one piece of paper designed to stop you finding him has been lovingly preserved. God and his infinite wisdom decided to spare that from the flames.

Sister Claire: Hello.
Martin Sixsmith: Oh hello.
Sister Claire: I'm Sister Claire.
Martin Sixsmith: Yes, hello... I was just admiring your picture of Jayne Mansfield.
Sister Claire: No, that's Jane Russell. Jayne Mansfield was the blonde one.
Martin Sixsmith: Yes, of course. They were both very big... I mean, the two of them... huge... their careers.

Oliver Hardy: I'll miss us when we're gone.
Stan Laurel: So will you.

Mole: Dog food factory.

Mole: I can't throw for toffee.

St John Weasel: You've only got one shot. Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends.
Mole: Friends? Thought you said there was no such thing.
St John Weasel: Oh come on! That was just the intro to a song.