Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Ali G: Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho.
Ali G: Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.
Ali G: I'm not Ali A, not Ali B, Ali C, Ali D, Ali E, Ali F... but... Ali G.
Ali G: And I put it to you... that you sucked off a 'orse.
Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.
Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.
[Finds Barbie at a yard sale.]
Borat: Is this the owner of the house? Did you shrink her? Please Gypsy lady don't shrink me, I just want your tears.
Borat: We didn't fly, just in case the jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
Borat: My daughter is gift to someone close to the throne.
Borat: Michael Penis, I brought girl for you.
Borat: About a year ago I release movie film which brought great shame to Kazakhstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankee Land to carry out secret mission.
Borat: Michael Penis, I brought girl for you!
Bruno: How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?
Zoey: The police here are such fascists!
General Aladeen: Yeah right, and not in a good way.
General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?
General Aladeen: Sub Saharan, can you have 150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?
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