Quotes from Robert Culp movies and TV shows

Carol Sanders: My darling, you did not do a terrible thing. You told me about it. If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating.
Bob Sanders: I know what cheating is. Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife That's cheating.

Carol Sanders: I didn't do it because you did it.
Bob Sanders: Why then? Oh, why, God Almighty.
Carol Sanders: I did it because I wanted to do it.
Bob Sanders: Why?
Carol Sanders: Because! Because I wanted to do it! I-I-I just wanted to see if I could do it.
Bob Sanders: Why in my house? Why in my bed?
Carol Sanders: Well, Bob, it just seems like a convenient thing. You were not going to be here.
Bob Sanders: He's not in my pajamas, is he?
Carol Sanders: No.

Ralph Hinkley: Bill, I've got an idea.
Bill Maxwell: Good, put it to me in a letter, I'll try to get back to you by the end of the month.

The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9

Bill Maxwell: They give... and office like this to a kid... a girl? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday.
Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?
Bill Maxwell: That's very funny.

Bill Maxwell: And so we went to NewFOUNDland to make friends with all the whales and a bunch of little fishies.

The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9

Bill Maxwell: You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down "Go, geezer! Go!"

Bill Maxwell: You're about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub owner.

Bill Maxwell: This stinks. I hate this.

The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9

Bill Maxwell: She may be your girlfriend but she's my counselor and nobody messes with her. That's it.

Pam Davidson: I am disgusted with the both of you.
Ralph Hinkley: Why?
Bill Maxwell: About what?
Pam Davidson: I don't know yet.

Thomas Luther Price: You would't by any chance be married to a no good bastard with a price on his head, would you?
Hannie Caulder: You're a bounty hunter.
Thomas Luther Price: I am.
Hannie Caulder: You kill men for money?
Thomas Luther Price: You know a better reason?
Hannie Caulder: Yes, I do.

Bailey: Fine looking woman.
Thomas Luther Price: She wants to be a man.
Bailey: She'll never make it.
Thomas Luther Price: No, not likely.
Bailey: For which let us thank God.

Thomas Luther Price: A man ought to leave something else behind him, besides... headstones. So should a woman.

Thomas Luther Price: If you're too close to a man, you see too much of him. You can watch him sweat, wet his mouth, blink. And while you're eyes are taking all that in, he can kill you. Back off. See everything and nothing.

Thomas Luther Price: If I was to teach you the gun, you'd then go out and get your ass blown off.
Hannie Caulder: It's my ass.
Thomas Luther Price: Shame to get it shot full o' holes... It is as pretty a one as I ever laid eyes on.

Hannie Caulder: I'll make it worth your while.
Thomas Luther Price: I don't see no pockets in that blanket.

Kelly Robinson: Don't you ever bring a silencer?
Alexander Scott: Ruins the line of my suit.
Kelly Robinson: Mine too.

Alexander Scott: Has anyone told you how good you look in that?
Kelly Robinson: Why, no.
Alexander Scott: Well, if they do, smack 'em in the face real fast, because they're not your friend.

Kelly Robinson: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.