The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: They give... and office like this to a kid... a girl? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday.
Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?
Bill Maxwell: That's very funny.
The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down "Go, geezer! Go!"
The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: She may be your girlfriend but she's my counselor and nobody messes with her. That's it.
