Quotes from Owen Wilson movies and TV shows - page 4 of 6

Billy McMahon: Nick? Would I be wrong to call you my brother?
Nick Campbell: Of course not, I'd do anything for my little show pony. Look at me, anything.
Billy McMahon: I need you to ice my balls for me.

Ned Plimpton: Stevesy, what's going on? Are those hijackers?
Steve Zissou: Well, out here we call them "pirates," Ned.

Ned Plimpton: I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life.

Steve Zissou: This bull dyke's got something against us.
Ned Plimpton: I don't think she's a lesbian. She's pregnant.

Greg Focker: He's not a doctor.
Kevin Rawley: Not in the Western sense of the word.
Greg Focker: Not in *any* sense of the word.

Loki: You're taking me somewhere to kill me?
Mobius M. Mobius: No, I'm taking you some place to talk.
Loki: Well, I don't like to talk.
Mobius M. Mobius: But you do like to lie. Which you just did, 'cause we both know you love to talk.

Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend.

Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on.

Steve: What should I call you, sir?
Steve: Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.
David Ghantt: Geppetto?
Steve: Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.
David Ghantt: I think he means Stromboli.
Steve: What did you call me?
David Ghantt: Nothin'. I just think you mean Stromboli. Geppetto was just a woodcarver. Stromboli was the puppeteer.

Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

Inez: You're in love with a fantasy.
Gil: I'm in love with you.

Jedediah: Well, if it ain't Mr."Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jack Dwyer: I killed someone.
Hammond: You're alive, Jack. Your family's alive.

Beeze Dwyer: I'm hungry.
Jack Dwyer: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Lucy Dwyer: Not funny.
Jack Dwyer: I'm not Funny, I'm Dad.
Lucy Dwyer: Still not funny.

Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?

Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there.
Roy O'Bannon: Why don't you get your eyes of my package, you twisted son of a bitch.

Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head.

Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas.

Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.

Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.