Kyle Miller: In your hands they go back to being nothing but rocks. Just, just pretty, shiny little rocks.
Richard Fink: You've been living in the Sunset Towel for over a year.
Nick Cage: They love having me there.
Richard Fink: You owe them $600,000.
Nick Cage: OK, I'm going to deal with all that.
Nick Cage: I'm going to get this next role. And when I do, all of that changes. Then, I'll be back.
Richard Fink: Not that you went anywhere.
Captain McVay: There will always be war until we kill off our own species.
Randy: That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.
Randy: No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back.
Randy: All right, but when they attack the car, save the radio.
Randy: Where do you work?
Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
Randy: What do they sell?
Julie Richman: Health foods.
Randy: That's cool.
Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
Peter Loew: I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire.
Peter Loew: Am I getting through to you, Alva?
Alva Restrepo: I'll go right to it, Mr. Loew.
Peter Loew: I never misfiled anything! Not once. Not one time.
Peter Loew: There you are.
Edward Malus: Oh, my God... Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD.
Edward Malus: Have you seen what she's drawn? Under her desk? It's... pretty disturbing.
Edward Malus: What happened to her?
Sister Rose: She'll burn to death.
Edward Malus: Excuse me, what did you say?
Sister Rose: Precisely what I meant to say: "She burned to death."
Sister Summersisle: They nearly had you.
Edward Malus: Excuse me?
Sister Summersisle: Our little friends, the bees. They almost did you in.
Edward Malus: Yeah.
Sister Summersisle: Pity.
Edward Malus: You little liars. Rowan Woodward is your classmate, isn't she? isN'T SHE? That is HER desk! And you're the biggest liar of them all. I am warning you, you tell me another and I'll arrest you myself. That is a promise, miss.
Sister Rose: Rose, sister Rose.
Edward Malus: Of course, another plant! Rose.
Village Sister: You wait a minute! Do you have permission to charge in and disturb.
Edward Malus: No! I don't need anybody's goddamn permission! I'm gonna search every inch of this town and anybody who interferes will be brought up on murder charges, got that? You have my permission to stay out of the fucking way.
Edward Malus: The name's Malus. Edward Malus. I'd just like a room and a meal. Can you swing it?
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
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