Shaddus Peyser: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.
Caesar Spinoza: Hey Edna, how would you like to ride in the trunk?
Ma Firpo: Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together, I think not.
Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.
Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.
Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.
Hattie Anderson: Do you really want to do this?
Bill Firpo: Do what?
Hattie Anderson: You know rob the bank.
Dave Firpo: Absolutely! We have thought this over and we've made a decision.
Hattie Anderson: But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.
Bill Firpo: The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?
Alvin Firpo: Have you seen my Pez dispenser?
Dave Firpo: No. Shut up.
Ma Firpo: You guys are dumber than a box of hair.
Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.
Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.
Ed Dawson: Will you stop hovering over like bad news?
Clovis Minor: What do you want me to do?
Ed Dawson: Bag this stuff.
Clovis Minor: All of it?
Ed Dawson: No. Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.
Answer: She was busy at work and did not care how or why he knew.