Quotes from Molly Ringwald movies and TV shows

Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?
Randy Jensen: No only that I'm too truthful to be good.

Duckie: What now?
Andie: Bed.
Duckie: Yours or mine? Ours?

Andie: Were you here long?
Duckie: No, no! Three, four... hours.

Andie: You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy.

Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane.
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name.

Andie: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.

Andie: What are you doing?
Duckie: I had to use the powder room, so I figured I'd come in the back.
Andie: I'm sure there are bathrooms all over the place.
Duckie: I'm not nine, Andie, I know that.

Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.
Iona: Anywhere interesting?

Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish.

Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there.
Andie: I can't believe you're saying this.

Andie: So what do you want to drink?
Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.

Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.

The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: Very hostile.

The Geek: So, I mean, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.

Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.

Samantha: This is the single worst day of my entire life.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after duck's dork.
Samantha: Well, where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart.

Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.

Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha: Do I look any older?
Jim Baker: No, I wouldn't say so.

Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.