Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: Very hostile.
Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
The Geek: Nice ma - nice manners, babe.
Jake: I thought she hated my guts.
Samantha: This is the single worst day of my entire life.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after duck's dork.
Samantha: Well, where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart.
Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha: Do I look any older?
Jim Baker: No, I wouldn't say so.
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend... Bonzai.
Answer: He tells her that he is a virgin. His friends think that he is a "stud" and has had sex when he hasn't.
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